tattoos = naked chicks. who knew.

Yet again, I find myself in a classic awkward situation.  Which is mostly in my head, but still.

So I'm at work, and -being the quality employee that I am- I'm on Google looking for new tattoo ideas.  At the moment, I happen to be looking for some inspiration for a shoulder/quarter sleeve piece.  Like a responsible worker, before beginning my search I consider what kind of results I'll get.  Naturally, I figure that the arm is a benign enough area and will turn up safe images.  Or at least you would think it would.  So WHY is there vagina all over my screen?!  After I searched "girl quarter sleeve tattoos." On my work computer. Vagina.

As if you didn't already guess how awkward this is for me based on what I told you in my last post, you can at least appreciate how freaked you would be if soft core porn suddenly appeared on your work computer.  In the middle of the day.  With your boss walking around the corner as you frantically try to click Microsoft Outlook back up to cover things. Yea, that's what I thought.

Really though, what's the deal?  Having tattoos doesn't mean I like vag.  It just means that I will likely search to see other people's ink.  Which I would prefer to see when they're clothed.  Gah.  If I was more malicious than I am, I would wish that someday those naked pictures would come back to bite those chicks in their perfect, shiny asses.  Oh well.  Guess I'll just have to look like a perv as I squint at the search results to find what I'm looking for.  It happens.